Why Do I Care So Much?

idunwin:

melanoleuca:

Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever

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(Source: gloomyspice, via magicul)

sashaforthewin:

unclewhisky:

clannyphantom:

if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules

As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.

You are a mermaid, sir

(via magicul)

punchdrunklove:

charmancler:

who cares about hashtags when there’s hashbrowns

Y E S

(Source: charmancler, via embracing-obscurity)

darkanachronism:

hipsterinatardis:

wolkenteiler:

Actual Advice Mallard.

Bad news for the guy with the forearm fetish.

Or those of us who are allergic to bananas.

(via herebehunters)